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 Call 0906 664 5240 to order this
item.
 Call 1580 927 801 to order this
item.
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your PIN then please refer to our service
guide.
| UK Call 0906 664 5240 - Eire
Call 1580 927 801 and quote Item code 1006 |
| "Hello, you've reached an answerperson, I don't get paid to respond
but anything you say after the tone will be memorised to the best of
my.........thingamy....." |
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| UK Call 0906 664 5240 - Eire
Call 1580 927 801 and quote Item code 1007 |
| "We interrupt this phone call to advise you of an important
development. Please stand by. THIS WAS A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY VOICEMAIL
TELEPHONE SYSTEM. HAD IT BEEN A REAL EMERGENCY, YOUR CALL WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN
INTERRUPTED........" |
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| UK Call 0906 664 5240 - Eire
Call 1580 927 801 and quote Item code 1008 |
| "FOXTROT, LIMA, ALPHA, SIERRA, HOTEL. Key destruct sequence now. This
terminal also accepts voice messages....." |
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| UK Call 0906 664 5240 - Eire
Call 1580 927 801 and quote Item code 1009 |
| "You're growing tired, your eyelids are getting heavy, you feel very
sleepy now....." |
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| UK Call 0906 664 5240 - Eire
Call 1580 927 801 and quote Item code 1010 |
| "WARNING, WARNING, WARNING, This voicemail system has a very short
attention span and it will hang up on your if you leave a message that is
boring....." |
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permission before calling. We recommend that you call from a landline and have
your mobile switched off. Prices may vary if you call from a mobile phone. If
you experience any problems then please email
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